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Have any OUAT fans seen the film adaptation of “Eragon?”

I’m just curious, because you know who was a total sexbomb in that movie?  Durza.

I’ll just let that sink in.

Every day there are less and less Rumplestiltskin posts in the OUAT tag.  I’m going to have to start tracking the Rumplestiltskin tag, like some kind of obsessed person.

Did anyone else notice that look that Mr. Gold gives Ruby in the pilot episode?

I just rewatched the Pilot, for the first time since it premiered…and just as Mr. Gold opens the door to leave Granny’s Inn, he gives Ruby this look.  I’m not sure what it meant, if anything, but it was pretty sexy.

Yeah I know she’s a teenager and everything but I really have no problem with it.

Imagine if they slept together.

Okay I’m done now.

You know what fairytale they should introduce to OUAT at the end of the series?

THE LION KING.

I know that barely counts as a fairytale, but just think…

Mufasa could come along and be all “Remember who you are” to everyone in Storybrooke.

And suddenly, everyone remembers who they are.

Then Raffiki does some magic to reverse the curse and send them all back to fairytale land.

Then Mufasa eats Regina.

AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Except for Regina.

→ a darker fairytale.: I feel silly asking this...

marchionessofblackadder:

tojupiter:

but has Mr. Gold’s first name ever been stated?

I’m wondering what it is.

What if it’s something hilarious


…like Marvin

According to a certain version of The Beauty and the Beast, the Beast’s human name is Adam.

I think that fits Mr. Gold really well. He looks like an Adam…

Sounds like a plausible theory to me…I agree with everyone saying his first name is discluded simply to show the sort of intimidation and superiority factors of his character. I like to think he has a first name though.. Adam would fit him well enough, and wouldn’t detract from his appeal. Not like Marvin. But I would ravish him, regardless… Also you just made me picture Robert Carlyle playing Mayor Adam West…and it is a hilarious picture. Either way, it barely matters! He’s attractive and awesome and has a sexy Scottish accent and wears very tight pants while portraying Rumplestiltskin…and we can all appreciate that.
I feel silly asking this…

but has Mr. Gold’s first name ever been stated?

I’m wondering what it is.

What if it’s something hilarious


…like Marvin

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I recorded tonight’s episode of “Once Upon a Time” but I am hesitant to watch it for two reasons…

1. Most of it has been fortold on my dashboard
2. No episode of this show will ever be as wonderful and sexy and heart-wrenching as last week’s episode.

But obviously I’m going to watch it. Why?

1. I just fucking love it, and even if the episode isn’t centered around my favorite characters I will enjoy watching it.
2. Because…Robert Carlyle, that’s why.

Does anyone else have a creepy old man crush on Rumplestiltskin after the last episode of Once Upon A Time or is that just me…

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